1 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,520 Oh, boy. 2 00:00:27,544 --> 00:00:28,977 Good old hotcakes. 3 00:00:29,847 --> 00:00:30,847 Love them. 4 00:00:37,855 --> 00:00:39,398 Hey, why don't you eat your hotcakes 5 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:40,533 before they get cold? 6 00:00:40,557 --> 00:00:41,534 I've got to work 7 00:00:41,558 --> 00:00:43,236 on my radio slogan contest. 8 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,305 If I win, I get 10,000 bucks. 9 00:00:45,329 --> 00:00:47,207 You've been working on that thing for weeks. 10 00:00:47,231 --> 00:00:49,042 You'll never win. 11 00:00:49,066 --> 00:00:50,844 I got it. 12 00:00:50,868 --> 00:00:52,245 How's this for a slogan? 13 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,013 "Burpo Pudding, what a treat. 14 00:00:54,037 --> 00:00:56,104 Even good for tired feet." 15 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,340 Beautiful. 16 00:01:01,511 --> 00:01:02,989 Burpo Pudding, what a treat. 17 00:01:03,013 --> 00:01:04,779 Even good for tired feet. 18 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,840 I just love ketchup on my hotcakes. 19 00:01:20,864 --> 00:01:22,342 Oh, that's delicious. 20 00:01:22,366 --> 00:01:24,911 But for me, I like the good old-fashioned syrup. 21 00:01:24,935 --> 00:01:26,012 It's a little bit sweeter. 22 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:53,095 What did you say? 23 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:55,641 That's what I thought you said. 24 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:57,343 Wait, now. What's the matter with him? 25 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,711 His jaws are stuck. 26 00:01:58,735 --> 00:02:00,380 Heave up. 27 00:02:05,608 --> 00:02:07,008 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 28 00:02:10,314 --> 00:02:12,025 Hold it. Maybe it's something he ate. 29 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,294 Yeah. It's those hotcakes of yours. 30 00:02:14,318 --> 00:02:15,561 My hotcakes? 31 00:02:15,585 --> 00:02:17,397 You're crazy. 32 00:02:21,691 --> 00:02:23,669 Well, I admit the hotcakes ain't so good, 33 00:02:23,693 --> 00:02:25,393 but the syrup's delicious. 34 00:02:30,867 --> 00:02:31,945 You idiot. 35 00:02:31,969 --> 00:02:33,646 That's not syrup, that's glue. 36 00:02:44,848 --> 00:02:47,093 I got it. This will open it right up. 37 00:02:47,117 --> 00:02:48,294 There. Now, watch it. 38 00:02:50,854 --> 00:02:52,020 Oh. 39 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,476 I got it. Hot water always melts glue. 40 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,279 Wait a minute. I know what I'm doing. 41 00:03:06,303 --> 00:03:09,748 I... I just know. There. 42 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:13,719 See, it worked. 43 00:03:13,743 --> 00:03:15,188 What are you trying to do, boil me? 44 00:03:15,212 --> 00:03:16,456 You think I'm a lobster? 45 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,157 Oh. Wait a minute. Unguard your eye. 46 00:03:19,216 --> 00:03:20,226 I fooled him. 47 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:21,394 Well, you certainly did. 48 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,395 Pardon me. 49 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,797 Yes? Get away from here. 50 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:30,325 Hey, Shemp, bring me something to clean my mouth. 51 00:03:32,496 --> 00:03:34,062 Oh, this will clean anything. 52 00:03:41,771 --> 00:03:44,017 Open your mouth. This will fix it. 53 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:45,318 I've got to write. 54 00:03:45,342 --> 00:03:47,453 I've got to finish this here thing here. 55 00:03:50,247 --> 00:03:52,225 Shempy. What-y? 56 00:03:52,249 --> 00:03:53,326 Like to play games? 57 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:54,494 Oh, I love to play games. 58 00:03:54,518 --> 00:03:56,284 Close your eyes and open your mouth. 59 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:03,002 There. 60 00:04:04,194 --> 00:04:05,914 Answer the phone. 61 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,549 Hello. Hello. May I speak 62 00:04:16,573 --> 00:04:19,352 to Mr. Shemp Howard, please. My name is Shemp Howard. 63 00:04:19,376 --> 00:04:21,854 Mr. Howard, this is the Mystery Motor Jackpot Program. 64 00:04:21,878 --> 00:04:23,756 If you can guess the name of our mystery auto 65 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:24,957 from the sound of its motor, 66 00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:27,593 you will win the $50,000 jackpot. 67 00:04:27,617 --> 00:04:29,551 Listen now to the mystery motor. 68 00:04:32,089 --> 00:04:34,967 Oh, that cheap gasoline. 69 00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:38,971 Oh. My bunion aches. Bunion ache. Bunion ache. 70 00:04:38,995 --> 00:04:40,106 Bynyan Eight. 71 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:42,341 That is absolutely correct, Mr. Howard. 72 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,111 You have just won the $50,000 jackpot. 73 00:04:45,135 --> 00:04:46,379 Fifty thousand dollars. 74 00:04:46,403 --> 00:04:47,403 I'll be right over. 75 00:04:48,638 --> 00:04:51,016 Hey, fellows, I just won the $50,000 jackpot. 76 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,218 Oh, boy. 77 00:04:52,242 --> 00:04:53,986 I won a contest at last, 78 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:55,588 which makes up for all of the past. 79 00:04:55,612 --> 00:04:58,063 Hot dog. Now we can live like gentlemen. 80 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:03,615 Gentlemen. 81 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,218 Boy, what a swell dump. 82 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,121 You know, this reminds me of that penthouse 83 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,522 we were thrown out of once. 84 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,557 Look at this room, fancy and clean. 85 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,860 I feel like a king, if I just had a queen. 86 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,125 Oh. Quiet. 87 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,637 Hello. Send up a dozen bottles of champagne. 88 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,039 A dozen. 89 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:30,573 Dozen! 90 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,908 Spell it? 91 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,210 Make it twelve instead. 92 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,815 Gentlemen, the furnishings in this room are of great value. 93 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,585 Now, for instance, this genuine Ming vase 94 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,721 is valued at $5000. 95 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,648 Ming. Oh, no wonder it cost so much for a Ming coat. 96 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:53,551 Over here, please. 97 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:59,235 Now, this beautiful bed goes back to Henry VIII. 98 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,270 That's nothing. We had a bed that went back 99 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,438 to Sears Roebuck the 12th. 100 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:05,441 Always kidding. 101 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:08,044 Gentlemen, if I can be of further service, 102 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,113 please call me personally. 103 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,214 Thank you. 104 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,982 Mr. Personally. 105 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:15,819 You cement head. 106 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,153 Why, that's an insult with me. 107 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,855 In my country that's an insult. 108 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,919 En garde. I got it. 109 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,469 Look, a rowboat. 110 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:34,704 A rowboat? You're crazy. 111 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,905 That's a horse trough. 112 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,406 Horse trough, rowboat? 113 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,541 In a hotel? 114 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,309 You imbeciles, that's a bathtub. 115 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,677 Go on, take a bath. 116 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,747 Wait a minute. It ain't spring yet. 117 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,115 Oh, yes, it is. 118 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:47,016 See the grass? Where? 119 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,018 You're crazy, that's a bath mat. 120 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,341 Oh... 121 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,656 Oh. Help. 122 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,992 Turn on the lights. I can't see anything. 123 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:56,993 It's dark in here. 124 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,161 Fellows, help me. 125 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,065 I'm going blind. I'll... I'll help you. 126 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,599 I can't see. I can't see. 127 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:06,102 What's the matter? I had my eyes closed. 128 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,537 Go on. Take a bath. 129 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:10,339 Boy, what a beautiful bed. 130 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,608 And just what we need a triple decker. 131 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,843 I want the upper berth. 132 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,411 You get less air up there. 133 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,280 Uh, how can I get up there? 134 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,281 Where's the ladder? 135 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,305 What? 136 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,129 How I love this pretty bed. 137 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,165 Now I'll rest my weary head. 138 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:37,055 Good night. 139 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:43,572 What happen? 140 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,508 Get this Henry VIII off my neck. 141 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:48,033 When I get out of here, I'll murder you for this. 142 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,420 What are you trying to do, break my neck? 143 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,521 Your neck? Look at my hat. 144 00:07:58,545 --> 00:07:59,588 It is broke. 145 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:00,656 So it is. 146 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,692 Oh, I can fix that. 147 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,097 My hat. 148 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,321 Why you... 149 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,973 Pay for it. That's what I'll do with you. 150 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,042 Come here. 151 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,848 Look. 152 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:29,986 See that? 153 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,277 Quiet, you guys. 154 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:43,967 Oh, boy. Champag-ny. 155 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:47,503 Give the man a tip. 156 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,760 Certainly. 157 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,677 There you are, my man. 158 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,113 Yes, Darwin. 159 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,782 That's a good baby, Darwin. 160 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,217 Girls. 161 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:05,221 Girls, I just found out that the three bachelors 162 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:09,192 that won the $50,000 jackpot contest 163 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,793 are right next door to us. 164 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,395 Fifty thousand dollars? 165 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,230 Baby, how we could use some of that. 166 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,065 And we will get it too. 167 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:19,202 Darwin, you go next door and you get lost. 168 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,104 We will come and find you. 169 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,829 Go on, Darwin, go on. 170 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,353 This bottle is flat. 171 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,421 So is your head. 172 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,589 Oh. I'll sharpen this one up. 173 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,747 Believe me, I'll sharpen it up. 174 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,485 I'll get this one to start off in a minute. 175 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,410 I guess I sharpened this one a little too much. 176 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,111 You've had enough. Give me that bottle. 177 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,313 Let go. Give me that. 178 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:05,003 Let go. Ungh! 179 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,317 Boy, oh, boy. 180 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,735 I got them. I got them. 181 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:27,971 I'm seeing things. 182 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,572 Moe. Moe. 183 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,140 Moe, I got them. 184 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,908 I got them. I'm seeing gorillas. 185 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,610 Well, don't look at me when you say that. 186 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,318 You know, one of these days, I'm... 187 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,052 Hey, look, those pants are moving. The joint's haunted. 188 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,587 Maybe it's ants. 189 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,055 Hey, fellows, what's going on? 190 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,291 Your pants are walking, and you ain't in 'em. 191 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,960 Mm-hm, you've been drinking again, eh? That's impossible. 192 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,262 Whoever heard of pants walking when nobody's in them? 193 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,198 I'll show... Ow. 194 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,265 My pants bit me. 195 00:10:58,691 --> 00:10:59,768 We better kill that. 196 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:00,803 Wait a minute! 197 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,338 That's that $5000 gadget. 198 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,742 Oh, I ought to annihilate you. You... 199 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:07,776 Here, I'll get it. 200 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,878 Wait a minute. 201 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,246 Let a guy that knows how to do it 202 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,270 kill that thing. 203 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,256 Why didn't you give me a softer board? Get out of here. 204 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,925 And you, why didn't you move that vase over further? 205 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,395 Well, I'll tell you... Oh. 206 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,563 Now, listen, you... Hey, fellows, you were right. 207 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,432 It was a big animal, all covered with fur. 208 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. That bath went to your head. 209 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,569 Come on, get your pants... 210 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:34,870 ♪ Come in ♪ 211 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,907 ♪ Come in ♪ ♪ Come in ♪ 212 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,076 Gentlemen, this registered letter just arrived, 213 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,677 and I thought it might be important. 214 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,614 Thank you. Oh, it must be our prize money. 215 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,517 My bed. 216 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,585 Oh. My vase. 217 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,288 My beautiful vase. Oh. 218 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,889 You ruined my room. 219 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,114 Quiet. I can't hear myself read. 220 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,185 Excuse me. I'm wearing my short eyeballs. 221 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,479 Oh, they'll put us in jail. 222 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,662 What's the matter? Something wrong? 223 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,064 These figures stagger me. 224 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,222 So will my bill. 225 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,735 Hey, fellows. Trouble on hand. 226 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,003 Hey, fellows, get up. 227 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,004 Hey, fellows. Oh. 228 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,407 Hey, get up. 229 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:46,008 Something tells me we better beat it. 230 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,009 Go on, get dressed. 231 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,033 Come on, you. 232 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,481 There's something peculiar about those men in there. 233 00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:52,815 Don't let them get out. 234 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,084 I'm going down to make up a bill they'll never forget. 235 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,552 All right, boss. 236 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,020 Hey, we gotta get out of here. 237 00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:00,284 They'll throw us in jail if they find out we're broke. 238 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:20,809 What did you do? 239 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,512 I just dotted his eye. 240 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,079 What do you mean, you dotted his eye? 241 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,383 Well, like this. 242 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,808 We'll see about this. 243 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,064 And remember, girls, we must have them propose 244 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,098 to us right away. 245 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,802 Okay. Now, look pretty. 246 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,671 That's that darn detective. He won't go away. 247 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,139 He won't, eh? Well, we'll fix him. 248 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,629 Man the champagne buckets. 249 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,446 Give. 250 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,822 We're terribly sorry. 251 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,191 We thought it was somebody else. 252 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,892 Oh, that's all right. It was... 253 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,161 How about coming in and having some champagne, girls? 254 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,397 Thank you. We will come back as soon 255 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,987 as we put on some dry clothes. 256 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,427 Yippee! 257 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,677 Yahoo! Yahoo! 258 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,413 Oh, what's the matter? 259 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,248 Are you all right? What's happened? 260 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,882 Oh. Oh. Oh, my back. Oh. 261 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:34,950 Straighten me up. 262 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,552 All right. 263 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,956 What are you trying to do, break my back? 264 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,459 Why, you ungrateful... 265 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,450 Come on, out of the way. 266 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,067 Open up, it's the manager. 267 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,291 Oh, no. 268 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,732 Come on, let's get the police. 269 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,088 This time we'll get that manager for sure. 270 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,257 Heave. 271 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,296 You fools. You stupid idiots. You dumb bell. 272 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,964 Wait a minute. Please, wait a minute. 273 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,733 It was all a mistake. Forgive us. 274 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,957 Yeah, let's kiss and make up. 275 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,938 Why, certainly. 276 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,807 Close your eyes. 277 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,776 Pucker your lips. 278 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,777 Ready? 279 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,961 We're waiting. 280 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:43,919 Boy, are we in trouble. 281 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,321 I'll get you out of this trouble. 282 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,722 I'll win another contest. 283 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,991 Roses are red, violets are blue. 284 00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,535 You crush his skull, I'll break him in two.